PLEASE, BE CAREFUL MY COLLEAGUES....IT STARTS LIKE THIS AND THEN LIKE THAT THE N..... Confession!
Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest "What have you done my child?"
Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl "Because he touched my HAND."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl; "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl "Then he touched my BREAST."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl "Then he TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES; father."
Priest "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl "Then he STRUCK HIS "you know what "INTO MY "you know where"
Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her "you
know where")
Girl "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest"(after a few minutes) That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl "But father he had AIDS!
Priest "SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
(YOU SEE?)
Hahahaha...It could be you one time!
